Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Iron Prayers

Her Majesty the Queen sends a Christmas message to her people throughout the Commonwealth.
We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas (This is the song that never ends), we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Houston, we have a problem - Repetition here is going to be an issue. Repetition here is going be an issue.
“Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs Lancaster?”
“I don’t think so but I could check with the kitchen.”
(Yes it goes on and on my friend)
This program is rated PG. The Nine Network recommends parental guidance for young viewers. It contains sexual references - Goody I wouldn’t be watching it otherwise - and mild coarse language – this language is going to need a loofah.
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my soul to keep…hush little baby, don’t say a word and never mind that noise you heard.
(Some people started singing it)
He’s having the worst day of his life…over and over again.
(Not knowing how it ends)
And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.
“Cheese, Gromit, we forgot the cheese”
Encyclopaedia Metallum defines cheese metal as …
You should check out “Ride, Darkhorse Ride” for some of the cheesiest cheese around
Or “Iron Prayers
Or “Through the fire and the Flames
(And they’ll continue singing it forever just because)
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
(This is the song that never ends)
Goodnight and God Bless

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