A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

I am a vicious guard dog
I prowl the yard
Sniffing
Stalking
Attacking
Nothing gets past me,
For I am
DANGEROUS

I once ripped a cat from
Ears to tail
And ate it in chunks
Blood and fur

All over the yard
That was a good day
For me

I am a collection of muscles
Nothing but power
Nothing but force
I am the law

My pet Charlie, asleep.
Look how cute his little paws are